Fwd: Here come anohter song Little Distraction by The Lucksmiths from Australia.

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From: xiangzhen zhou <zhouxiangzhen@gmail.com>
Date: 2008/3/16
Subject: Here come anohter song Little Distraction by The Lucksmiths from Australia.
To: Honey <allyyu7@gmail.com>

Dear Honey,

 

  Here come another wonderful song from Australia. The songer is The Lucksmiths, a indie-pop band.

  The guitar accompaniment is very clear and nice. hope you like it too.

    

  Little Distraction.mp3

      Little Distraction 

      It's a lonely, lonely, lonely night
　　It's a lonely, lonely, lonely night
　　I need a little distraction to come along
　　A little distraction, and you're the one
　　It's a lonely, lonely, lonely night
　　Such a lonely, lonely, lonely night
　　I need a little distraction to come along
　　A little distraction, and you're the one
　　To hold my hand and talk so soft
　　Show me all your photographs
　　Holidays in Italy
　　A postcard from the earth quaked village
　　*******music**************
　　I need a little distraction to come along
　　A little distraction, and you're the one
　　I need a little distraction to come along
　　A little distraction, and you're the one

 

A little distraction, you are the one....

 

Cheers

Xiangzhen

 

12 Bugs of Christmas

For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
   See if they can do it again.
   .
    For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
   Ask them how they did it and
   See if they can do it again.
    .
   For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.
   .
   For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and
   See if they can do it again.
    .
   For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
   Ask for a dump
   Run with the debugger
    Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and
   See if they can do it again.
   .
    For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
   Reinstall the software
   Ask for a dump
    Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and
   See if they can do it again.
    .
   For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
   Say they need an upgrade
    Reinstall the software
   Ask for a dump
   Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
    Ask them how they did it and
   See if they can do it again.
   .
   For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Find a way around it
   Say they need an upgrade
   Reinstall the software 
   Ask for a dump
    Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and
   See if they can do it again.
    .
   For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
   Blame it on the hardware
    Find a way around it
   Say they need an upgrade
   Reinstall the software
   Ask for a dump
    Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and
   See if they can do it again.
    .
   For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
   Change the documentation
    Blame it on the hardware
   Find a way around it
   Say they need an upgrade
   Reinstall the software
    Ask for a dump
   Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.
   .
   For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Say it's not supported
   Change the documentation
   Blame it on the hardware
   Find a way around it
    Say they need an upgrade
   Reinstall the software
   Ask for a dump
   Run with the debugger
    Try to reproduce it
   Ask them how they did it and
   See if they can do it again.
   .
    For the twelth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
   Tell them it's a feature
   Say it's not supported
    Change the documentation
   Blame it on the hardware
   Find a way around it
   Say they need an upgrade
    Reinstall the software
   Ask for a dump
   Run with the debugger
   Try to reproduce it
    Ask them how they did it and
   See if they can do it again.

From:http://wiki.woodpecker.org.cn/moin/ProgrammerJokes
 

唐僧给孙悟空的一封信

这是一首在网上流传了很久很广的一则冷笑话. 今再翻阅,仍让人捧腹.确是经典.!

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亲爱的悟空：

师傅这封信写得很慢，因为知道你看字不快。在天庭住好一阵子了，不知你在花果山过得可好？

我们已经搬家了，不过地址没改，因为搬家时顺便把门牌带来了.

这礼拜下了两次雨，第一次下了3天，第二次下了4天。
昨天我们去买比萨，店员问道：请问要切成8片还是12片，你勤俭的师母说：切8片好了，切12片恐怕吃不完。

那间店比萨还不错，改天我们全家再一起去街口的餐馆吃牛排。

还有你观音阿姨说你要我寄去的那件外套，因为邮寄时会超重，所以我们把扣子剪下来放在那件外套的口袋里了。
哦,你嫦娥姐姐早上生了。因为我还不知道到底是男的还是女的，所以我不知道你要当阿姨还是舅舅。

最近没什么事，我会再写信给你。
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

师傅

又及：我们本来要寄钱给你但是信已经封上了。

易老庄

梁启超乃近代国学之大师,其在<国学入门书要目及其读法> 有易老庄的推荐注解, 特摘录如下:

《易经》
    此书为孔子以前之哲学书，孔子为之注解，虽奥衍难究，然总须一读。吾希望学者将《系辞传》、《文言传》熟读成诵，其卦象传六十四条，则用别纸钞出，随时省览。
    后世说《易》者言人人殊，为修养有益起见，则程颐之《程氏易传》差可读。
    说《易》最近真者，吾独推焦循，其的著《雕菰楼易学》三书(《易通释》、《易图略》、《易章句》)皆称精诣，学者如欲深通此经，可取读之，否则可以不必。

 

《老子》
    道家最精要之书，希望学者将此区区五千言熟读成诵。
    注释书未有极当意者，专读白文自行寻索为妙。

 

《庄子》
    内篇七篇及杂篇中之《天下篇》最当精读。
    注释有郭庆藩之《庄子集释》差可。

 

于今之青年,达原文诵读功底者估摸极少. 依梁公之言专读白文,知悉其精要即可.

附:梁公生平之介要.